We sampled the leading cheese subscription services in the spirit of thorough research. The methodology was consistent and the results were delicious.
The cheese subscription box market has matured considerably. There are now enough options that a diet largely composed of cheese requires some curation. We have done this for you, at significant personal caloric expense.
Criteria
We evaluated boxes on four criteria: variety of aged cheeses, wine-pairing utility, value per gram of interesting, and whether the packaging would embarrass us at the office.
The Recommended Options
Murray's Cheese, Cowgirl Creamery, and Saxelby Cheesemongers all produce boxes that meet Protocol standards. We are not sponsored by any of them. If any of them would like to sponsor us, our rates are reasonable and paid entirely in cheese.
A Note on Storage
Cheese should be stored in the refrigerator until thirty minutes before consumption. This is true and also convenient because it gives you time to open the wine.
* This article contains opinions, satire, and possibly correct information about wine and cheese. It is not medical advice.
